I'm a compulsive liar. I figured I could use my blog to disclose my many falsehoods and ease this crushing guilt.
As a teenager, I would pretend to like bands I'd never even heard of before.
I no longer do that. Now, I just lie about movies I haven't seen.
In my 30's, I plan to be classy and lie about books I've never read.
No longer have to lie about Scott Pilgrim. Also, this post is one of my favorite things. Of anything. Ever.
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