Pros:
It would open jars for me.
It would sit on my pillow and stroke my hair while I sleep.
It would ride around my apartment on top of the Roomba, helpfully moving cords out of the way.
Cons:
They need a giant/expensive tank.
I'm worried that it will slap me in the face with its tentacle, and that its suction cup will go directly on my eyeball.
I can't think of any good names.
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