Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Should I Get a Pet Octopus?

Pros:

It would open jars for me.


It would sit on my pillow and stroke my hair while I sleep.


It would ride around my apartment on top of the Roomba, helpfully moving cords out of the way.


Cons:

They need a giant/expensive tank.


I'm worried that it will slap me in the face with its tentacle, and that its suction cup will go directly on my eyeball.


I can't think of any good names.


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